Wednesday, April 25, 2012

How many times,  can you insult someone, in a day?
Better yet, how many times have you been insulted in a day.   So,  which one are you?   The Insulter or the Insultee?   Maybe, both?   I was insulted,  too many times to recall this weekend. Yup, The entire frickin' weekend.

First I was insulted by some Jackass,  Mister clean lookin'..... !!  See,  there?  I insulted him back, just not to his face.  I feel no need to point fingers, at crazy people, unless I'm ready for a fight.
In this case, I had been pushing a cart full of groceries with one hand,  and holding my receipt, cash and an umbrella,  in the other.
 I was going out the "OUT" door, There is a man standing, opposite of me.  I wait for him to walk past,  so that I can move out of the way under the covered walkway to open my umbrella .   I wave him pasted.
The man says, "come on out" I say,  "No, I'm going out,  to the right."  He says," I want to come in this door" I explain that,  I would then get wet.
 Rather then him moving to the right just for a moment, yeah I know he may run the risk of missing the door and having to walk another ten feet,  under a covered walkway.   He trails off into the store with a  " Well in that case, be careful." come on,  Really?!?   DB is probably single and score by a woman.  Thanks,  Lady!!
 He had to have been,  mid 30's early 40's   Can I just say how fabulous my hair was..  So his bald headed ass... Alright, moving on.


On the very same day,  well evening.  I attended, a birthday party, for a good friend. The party unfortunately  is at another "Friends" house.   I put the quotations around friend, because I simply am not sure about this person.  At times,  she is great,  other times...She drives me CRAZY!!
I know what you are wondering.  Why, do you hang around her?  Good question,  her husband is a good friend, to my husband, So,  I deal!! 
Let's see, where was I?  Oh, yes!!
I was told,   I act,  "holier then thou", when it comes to my kids?  I'm on the fence on this one. Is that really an insult?  
I was called fat,  indirectly as well,  as directly. Yes I'm not the smallest person... well I'm 5ft 1inches tall but I'm not the lightest person. I could stand to lose 30lbs.  but then again,  I can cook my ass off.  Did I mention, she is a size 0?

She then, wants to  start a physical fight,  with me.  All along telling me,  that she would  "kick my ass."  The only thing I could say,  already pissed about the " Holier then thou" comment.  Was, " I can show ya, better then I can tell ya, That isn't going to happen".   She goes on and on about her older brother,  she beats up and her ex abusive husband.   I just had to stop her, and ask if her dog, was bigger then mine .. was her Dad, Going to beat up my Dad?   I couldn't believe it,  What are we in 2nd grade?  Then The Hubby wants to return the next day for a BBQ .. uhhh, Really??!?!   



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