How many times, can you insult someone, in a day?
Better yet, how many times have you been insulted in a day. So, which one are you? The Insulter or the Insultee? Maybe, both? I was insulted, too many times to recall this weekend. Yup, The entire frickin' weekend.
First I was insulted by some Jackass, Mister clean lookin'..... !! See, there? I insulted him back, just not to his face. I feel no need to point fingers, at crazy people, unless I'm ready for a fight.
In this case, I had been pushing a cart full of groceries with one hand, and holding my receipt, cash and an umbrella, in the other.
I was going out the "OUT" door, There is a man standing, opposite of me. I wait for him to walk past, so that I can move out of the way under the covered walkway to open my umbrella . I wave him pasted.
The man says, "come on out" I say, "No, I'm going out, to the right." He says," I want to come in this door" I explain that, I would then get wet.
Rather then him moving to the right just for a moment, yeah I know he may run the risk of missing the door and having to walk another ten feet, under a covered walkway. He trails off into the store with a " Well in that case, be careful." come on, Really?!? DB is probably single and score by a woman. Thanks, Lady!!
He had to have been, mid 30's early 40's Can I just say how fabulous my hair was.. So his bald headed ass... Alright, moving on.
On the very same day, well evening. I attended, a birthday party, for a good friend. The party unfortunately is at another "Friends" house. I put the quotations around friend, because I simply am not sure about this person. At times, she is great, other times...She drives me CRAZY!!
I know what you are wondering. Why, do you hang around her? Good question, her husband is a good friend, to my husband, So, I deal!!
Let's see, where was I? Oh, yes!!
I was told, I act, "holier then thou", when it comes to my kids? I'm on the fence on this one. Is that really an insult?
I was called fat, indirectly as well, as directly. Yes I'm not the smallest person... well I'm 5ft 1inches tall but I'm not the lightest person. I could stand to lose 30lbs. but then again, I can cook my ass off. Did I mention, she is a size 0?
She then, wants to start a physical fight, with me. All along telling me, that she would "kick my ass." The only thing I could say, already pissed about the " Holier then thou" comment. Was, " I can show ya, better then I can tell ya, That isn't going to happen". She goes on and on about her older brother, she beats up and her ex abusive husband. I just had to stop her, and ask if her dog, was bigger then mine .. was her Dad, Going to beat up my Dad? I couldn't believe it, What are we in 2nd grade? Then The Hubby wants to return the next day for a BBQ .. uhhh, Really??!?!

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